My husband received a well deserved award at work today. He then logged onto the company rewards website to see what he had won. They had many different types of gifts to pick from including electronics, luggage, kitchen gadgets and so on.
ME: As my eyes glaze over "Oh, look you can get a gift certificate for an overnight stay at a bed and breakfast."
HIM: As his eyes glaze over "A new sawzall. Just what I've always wanted."
This, my friends, is the difference between the two of us.